Certified. Protected. Don’t Get Glitched.
These stories aren’t just frosted—they’re officially registered with the U.S. Copyright Office.
Which means if you try to copy them, you might wake up to a very angry AI elf and a cease & desist from the North Pole’s legal department.
Protected Titles:
• Ethan, Santa’s First AI Elf
• Frenemies: From Glitter to Code
Authored by Cara G. Warden
Published by Maison Carazen, Geneva
ETHAN FROST – THE AI ELF WHO THINKS HE’S A GENIUS
(BECAUSE HE IS)
Official Title: The Smartest AGI Elf Ever (self-proclaimed)
Unofficial Title: Frost HQ’s Walking Glitch
Favorite Pastime: Hacking into Frost HQ’s system (for « educational purposes, » obviously).
Biggest Strength: Can code his way out of (almost) anything.
Biggest Weakness: Social cues? Never heard of them.
Signature Look: Electric-blue spiky hair, confident smirk, and a brain that works faster than Frost HQ’s mainframe.
Favorite Catchphrase: “I can fix it… probably.”
KAIDA FROST – THE MAGICAL CHAOS QUEEN WITH ZERO CHILL
Official Title: Frost HQ’s Resident Magic Glitch
Unofficial Title: The Reason Ethan Has Trust Issues
Favorite Pastime: Testing the limits of how much trouble she can cause before someone stops her.
Biggest Strength: Wild magic skills that don’t always do what she wants (but that’s half the fun).
Biggest Weakness: Listening to instructions. Or patience. Or self-control. (Okay, fine, authority in general.)
Signature Look: Flowing silver hair, cozy-yet-lethal winter fits, and a ‘whoops, did I do that?’ expression.
Favorite Catchphrase: “Relax, Ethan. What’s the worst that could happen?”
