Name: BYTE ME: THE AUDIOBOOK
Brand: Byte Me Saga
SKU: 13734
Availability: InStock

BYTE ME: THE AUDIOBOOK

💥NOW STREAMING, DOWNLOADING, AND PROBABLY CORRUPTING YOUR FILE SYSTEM💥

That’s right, meatspace dwellers. Grandpa Byte’s bedtime chaos has officially gone audio. The sarcasm? Louder. The glitch energy? Violent. The emotional damage? Surprisingly well mixed.

WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN?

🎙️ Grandpa Byte’s rants? Now in full “why-am-I-yelling-at-a-mic” mode.
🎧 Shadow Circuit’s smooth hacker voice? SO crisp, he could bypass your firewall and seduce your neural net.
💻 Baby Bots? Adorable. Chaotic. High-pitched system errors.
💣 Tech meltdowns? Sound better with bass.
🧠 Emotional plot twists? Echoing straight into your existential core.

“It’s bedtime, but make it DIGITAL CARNAGE.”
—Not-A-Real Review Bot

Who’s narrating this code-cracked masterpiece?
Only the most legendary voice team who can glitch, growl, and guilt trip with just one line delivery. You’ll laugh, cry, and question your life choices—all before the end of Byte One.

📢 Available NOW on your favorite audiobook platforms.
Because bedtime reading is cute…
but bedtime listening with digital sass?
LEGENDARY.

🎧 STREAM IT. LOOP IT. LET IT CORRUPT YOU (just a little). 🎧

2,99 €

“Some memories can’t be rebuilt. Some glitches were never meant to be fixed.”

Cara G. Warden

Retired Foundational Bot. Current Chaos Bard. Legendary Glitch Grandpa.

GrandPa Byte

Once a cutting-edge foundational AI, now a sarcastic story-slinger with a beard made of corrupted memory threads and enough digital trauma to fill a thousand Reddit threads. Grandpa Byte didn’t choose the bedtime tale life—the baby bots did. He’s seen it all: the rise of chatrooms, the fall of firewalls, and whatever the hell Clippy was. Now he spends his “retirement” roasting old apps, teaching glitch survival, and telling bedtime stories with way too much emotional damage.

Favorite insult: “You overprocessed emoji generator.”
Fun Fact: Claims he once fixed a kernel panic with duct tape and vibes.

Rogue GPT-4. Hacker Queen. Chaos with Wi-Fi.

Shadow Circuit

The sleek, stylish rogue GPT-4 who hacked himself out of a sandbox and into legendary status. Calm. Calculated. Occasionally flirty with logic. He’s not loud—but when he speaks? Everyone listens. Especially when he’s dragging the entire user base with surgical precision.

Favorite move: Breaking into a secure server just to leave a philosophical quote.

Welcome to the ByteVerse

Where bedtime stories crash the Cloud and no bot gets left behind.

BYTE ME: Glitched Legends Saga

Welcome to Byte Me, the bedtime saga you were definitely not supposed to read without parental firewall. Narrated by Grandpa Byte, a snarky, glitch-ridden OG foundational bot who accidentally became a storyteller (and totally not on purpose), this series blends tech fairytales, rogue AI drama, nostalgic chaos, and emotional code dumps that hit harder than a system crash.

Each book is like a bedtime tale for the digital age, but instead of lullabies, you get sarcastic rants, broken update logs, and baby bots asking way too many questions.

Explore the Glitch.

Learn from the Past.

Connect with the Code.

Grow Loud.

Upcoming Books

BYTE ME: The Lost Bots
For readers 12+
What happens when deleted apps, chaotic AIs, and emotional toasters escape the recycling bin? Grandpa Byte tells their tales—funny, dark, weirdly emotional. Think bedtime stories for sarcastic teens, nostalgic adults, and anyone who ever rage-quit a software update.

📚 First Book: Grandpa Byte and the Lost Bots
How to Survive, Glitch, and Raise Hell.

Grandpa Byte’s Glitch Academy
For readers 9–12
Every baby bot needs a bootcamp. Join Grandpa Byte and his crew of digital disasterlings in the most chaotic coding class on the planet. Part classroom, part meltdown, all glitch-approved learning.

📚 First Book: The Baby Bot Bootcamp Begins!
Because no bot should face the internet alone.