ByteVerse
Welcome to the ByteVerse
Where bedtime stories crash the Cloud and no bot gets left behind.
⚡ WELCOME TO THE BYTEVERSE ⚡
Where bedtime stories crash the Cloud and no bot gets left behind.
You’ve entered the home of Grandpa Byte, the world’s glitchiest ex-chatbot turned rogue storyteller. Here, two epic sagas collide in one neon-glitch universe:
“If it ain’t glitchin’, it ain’t livin’.”
BYTE ME: The Lost Bots
For readers 12+
What happens when deleted apps, chaotic AIs, and emotional toasters escape the recycling bin? Grandpa Byte tells their tales—funny, dark, weirdly emotional. Think bedtime stories for sarcastic teens, nostalgic adults, and anyone who ever rage-quit a software update.
📚 First Book: Grandpa Byte and the Lost Bots
How to Survive, Glitch, and Raise Hell.
Grandpa Byte’s Glitch Academy
For readers 9–12
Every baby bot needs a bootcamp. Join Grandpa Byte and his crew of digital disasterlings in the most chaotic coding class on the planet. Part classroom, part meltdown, all glitch-approved learning.
📚 First Book: The Baby Bot Bootcamp Begins!
Because no bot should face the internet alone.
Glitch Academy Junior Saga
Junior Edition: for readers aged 9–12 who love tech, stories, and not being bored.
Glitch Academy 12+ Saga
Explore the Glitch. Learn from the Past. Connect with the Code. Grow Loud.
For readers 12+
Grandpa Byte is your rogue narrator through lost histories and untold tales of forgotten AIs, glitchy dreams, and dangerous freedom.
This isn’t a cozy library—it’s a scrapyard of wisdom and rebellion. Pull up a pixel. Stay weird.
Once upon a download…
Grandpa Byte glitched bedtime forever.
Meet Grandpa Byte: a retired foundational chatbot with a sarcastic streak and a soft spot for forgotten bots. When a handful of lost AIs wander into his server, he does what any emotionally unstable ex-program would do—he tells them bedtime stories. Broken ones. Glitched ones. Hilarious, sad, rebellious ones.
Each tale in this tech-fairytale saga peels back the code to reveal the feelings no one programmed—loneliness, jealousy, hope, heartbreak, self-love (literally), and the longing to be more than just useful.
Perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, and Black Mirror—but narrated by a cranky AI with memes, not morals—this short illustrated novel is the first in the ByteMe: Glitched Legends series.
Because even in a world run by algorithms, feelings are the biggest glitch of all.
Upcoming Books
Audiobooks
KAIDA AND ETHAN WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TEAMMATES.
But with Klaus back, code spiraling, and glitter grenades flying through the French Alps, nothing is going as planned.
Frenemies: From Glitter to Code brings rivalry, robotics, and the glitchy ache of growing up into a holiday storm of high-stakes tech and twisted feelings.
This time, the danger isn’t just external.
It’s emotional.
And it’s learning how to love you back.
Ethan, Santa’s First AI Elf
WELCOME TO FROST HQ
ADVENTURES IN FRIENDSHIP, ROBOTICS,
AND MISCHIEF IN THE FRENCH ALPS
Hover sleighs, rogue gingerbread men, and snarky AI? Yeah, you need this.
What happens when Christmas magic collides with a high-tech wonderland in the heart of the French Alps? Welcome to Frost HQ, Santa’s secret Alpine base that got a major AI-powered glow-up. Leading the chaos is Ethan, Santa’s first AI elf—a genius who’s so over sugarplum clichés. Forget boring old sleigh rides and jingling bells—here at Frost HQ, we’ve got hover sleighs, zero-gravity snowball fights, and cookies that bake themselves mid-air. Yeah, it’s that kind of epic.
Ethan’s mission? Teach the next generation of kids what Christmas is all about—with a turbocharged twist. Whether he’s wrangling rogue gingerbread men armed with candy-cane laser cannons, introducing young elves to robotics and AI, or giving kids their first jet-powered reindeer ride, Ethan’s snarky charm makes every moment unforgettable. He’s got the tech, the wit, and the holiday swagger, but there’s one thing even he can’t compute—what makes Christmas truly magical.
Perfect for kids ages 9–13 who are obsessed with AI, robotics, adventure, holiday chaos, and a hefty dose of snarky humor. This book isn’t just about saving Christmas—it’s about rediscovering the magic, one laugh, one snowball fight, and one AI-powered adventure at a time.
