ATTENTION FROSTLINGS!
THE FRENEMIES AUDIOBOOK HAS DROPPED!
That’s right. Your favorite chaotic squad—Ethan, Kaida, Kronitor, and the entire mess that is Frost HQ—has been upgraded to full surround sound sass.
Why should you listen?
- Ethan’s sarcasm? Now crispier than ever.
- Kaida’s epic one-liners? Even more devastating in HD.
- Kronitor’s deep, brooding cocoa wisdom? Now with EXTRA GRAVITAS.
- Santa? Still slightly overwhelmed but vibing.
- Explosions, glitches, and sleigh hijackings?
- 🎶 Now in Dolby Audio. 🎶
Who’s narrating this chaos?
Only the best, obviously. The voice acting? ICONIC. The delivery? PERFECTION. The drama? Louder than Pranky on an energy drink binge.
Available now wherever audiobooks drop—because reading is great, but hearing Ethan glitch over Kaida? ICONIC.
🎧 STREAM IT. SHARE IT. SLAY IT. 🎧
VERSION 1:
THE FULL-CAST CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE™
VERSION 2:
« INSIDE ETHAN’S GLITCHING BRAIN » EDITION™
VERSION 1: THE FULL-CAST CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE™
All your faves, all their attitudes, all the chaos—fully voiced!
WHAT YOU’RE GETTING:
✅ Ethan vs. Kaida verbal smackdowns (crisp. brutal. delicious.)
✅ Kronitor dropping deep, broody cocoa wisdom
✅ Santa having an existential crisis over AI and holiday cheer
✅ The Frostlings being gremlins, as usual
✅ Kaida maybe, just maybe, breaking reality (oops.)
🎙 It’s like a full-blown Frost HQ movie, but for your ears.
🔊 AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO AUDIOBOOKS!
VERSION 2: « INSIDE ETHAN’S GLITCHING BRAIN » EDITION™
Oh, you want maximum Ethan? Just Ethan? ALL ETHAN.
WHAT YOU’RE GETTING:
✅ 100% unfiltered Ethan thoughts (warning: contains excessive sarcasm and denial.)
✅ Overthinking. So much overthinking.
✅ Panicked “Wait, do I like Kaida?!” moments
✅ Ranting about Santa’s tech choices (as always.)
✅ Realizing he might be in love and promptly glitching out.
🎙 It’s Ethan. Just Ethan. Narrating his own downfall. Pure gold.
🔊 AVAILABLE WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO AUDIOBOOKS!
THE FIRST CHAPTER OF FRENEMIES AUDIOBOOK IS OFFICIALLY OUT.
CLICK PLAY, ENTER THE CHAOS, AND GOOD LUCK NOT GETTING OBSESSED.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU LISTENING TO FIRST?
Need full drama, action, and an ensemble cast? Go Full-Cast.
Want to deep dive into Ethan’s spiraling thoughts? Go Solo Ethan.
Both? Bestie, you already know the right choice.
HOW TO EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC?
Grab your headphones.
Secure your cocoa (because trust me, you’ll need it).
Hit play and let the madness unfold.
Try not to laugh out loud in public (or do, we support your chaos).
🎧 LISTEN NOW & JOIN THE CHAOS. 🎧